Someone Needs to Slap Me

For real. I need to start drawing for my next blog. And take pictures. And possibly have someone else draw a picture for me because I can't draw in specific styles. Maybe I'll try. I don't know. I don't even know anyone really who can do it for me. That's a lie. Jonny Jon probably could, but he hardly ever draws what you ask him to. Sorry, Jonny Jon...it's kind of true. Anyways I just discovered that my almost brand new external hard drive is shot which really pisses me off. My new USB hub like...died and killed everything that was plugged into it. So anyone who would like to buy me a new 1TB external hard drive that would be GREAT!!! I would love you forever and ever and I'd give you $5 and the biggest hug you've ever seen. That was supposed to be sung. And I didn't steal it. I was simply quoting from the FilmCow vid "The Cloak." Wow I hate annoying music. And I'm hungry. I want something salty and yet sweet at the same time. Either that or some puppy chow. And now I'm distracted by FilmCow vids...later 

So Many Things

Do you ever wish there was more time in the world? **Sigh** I wish I had all the time in the world. Technically, since time is a man-made concept, I could man-make my own hours and say there are really 40-some hours a day and not 24.something...but that would collide with the rest of the world's man-made time and they would raid my house with torches and throw pitch-forks at my dog. Anyways, I'm only saying this because I want to start up another blog that I know I don't have time for. I suppose I could start it up and not do anything with it, but that would be dumb and boring. Whatever...I'm going to do it. I won't be able to keep up with it or this one for that matter, but I don't care. Carpe diem right? I'm hungry. I just ate too. So I take it back that I want more time in a day because that would consist of more meals and more meals would need more money that I don't have...but that doesn't mean I'm not going to start up that other blog.

I Cannot Take the Excitement

You know how a few days ago I wrote about how I found a recipe for a sourdough starter? Yeah, well...I TOTALLY MADE SOME TODAY!!! :D I think I'm going to have to put it in a different jar once I feed it tomorrow. It's almost too much for the jar I have it in now. I am so excited. I've spent half the day finding sourdough recipes and copying them down in my trusty Magnetic Personality in Sittin' in a Tree courtesy of Vera Bradley. (I know it's a small image, but I didn't feel like taking a picture of my journal.) Here...

Is that better? Well, it should be. Anyways, I kind of want to blog about some of the recipes I make. I love baking...and cooking...I just love it. (Ate, that was for you.) But I really do love baking. Cooking...not so much. I can't cook worth crap. Pretty much the only things I know how to cook are frozen pizzas and fettuccine alfredo. I know you all are probably upset that I'm going to blog about baking bread and not about things that happen in my life. Well, guess what. I don't feel like drawing for a while. Partially because I don't feel like setting my printer up for scanning and partially because my internet is a bit too slow to color in my drawings...and partially because I have no idea what to draw. I wrote the post without adding in sections for pictures. Usually I write things like this and then do things like this...
[insert retarded picture here]
and then continue writing like this. So later it ends up looking like this: Usually I write things like this and then do things like this...

And it all meshes together beautifully...and that's how I came to be known as Honest Bender.




I just realized that I ended this post quite abruptly without a finishing thought. And now I'm going to go to bed...goodnight.

It's Times Like This...

I cannot wait until August 1, 2011. That is the day that I am getting my key for my house. I want my own place so badly. I hate having to come home and having to deal with people I don't really want to deal with. Don't get me wrong, I like being at my house. I just...I don't know. I don't even know what I'm talking about right now. I want my own place because I feel like I'll have more time for things. That's a lie. I won't have any time for anything. I'll have to get a job and then I'll have classes. My blog will most likely fall by the wayside which is very sad. I like this blog despite no one ever reading it. I want time! I feel like I'm always busy. I don't think I'm going into work next week, so I'm going to spend that time looking for a second job. The real world sucks enough where I have to pay bills and work full-time...I don't want to go into the second job world. It will probably be the death of me. Here I go...filling out an application. I highly doubt I'll get the job though. Well that was a bust. I'm going to go. I'm itchy.

Pure Happiness

No one can even come close to comprehending my feelings of joy and happiness right now. I have found a potato flake sourdough starter recipe. I am fraking excited. I am going to make so much sourdough bread and cinnamon rolls and sticky buns and a combination of all three in one...s that the world will spontaneously combust in icy flames of valor. I don't even know what that means, but it sounds astounding just like my baking abilities. I am shaking from excitement. And the cold. We havez no heat on. :D POTATO FLAKES!!! :D Holy cheese...it's already 8 o'clock. I'm going to go because I can and will.