Thursday, March 31, 2011

Good Mornding, World!

I lied. It's actually not a good morning. I have been up since 2:06. I woke up for no reason like I always do and haven't been able to get back to sleep. Just as I was about to fall back asleep again, I realized that there is a dog outside my window that has been barking. Well it's two and a half hours later and that dog is still barking. I want to take a rocket launcher to that effing dog. I had no idea that dogs could bark for so long without their lungs or throat exploding. Well, shit! I wish they would! If that dog barks again tomorrow night, I'm moving downstairs to the couch where the walls are thicker and there is more background it's on the opposite side of the house. I thought about it about an hour ago, but decided that would be weird. I'd do it now, but I'm far from the point of falling back asleep for a second time. I'd just have to get up in three hours...make it two hours for work. So I'm just going to lay here in bed with my earbuds in and my music up four notches on my computer because two and three won't cover up the sound of that [insert four letter word] dog. Maybe I'll go downstairs and play some Black Ops instead of laying here.  Way to start a day right? Nah, I'll just stay here. And I think I'm done for now. I don't really feel like writing anymore.

I totally just realized the title of this post is spelled wrong. And that dumb dog is still barking. I'm going to head out to work a little bit early so I can find it and hit it with my car.

Do my ears deceive me?! Either my eardrums have ruptured in a bloody, seeping mess from prolonged exposure to loud-ass music...or the incessant dog has stopped barking! There is a God!  I can tell that I'm tired because I'm having to fix typos every three words. My fingers decided to spazz out and just type any letter they want to. And that sad part is that I don't even notice until I'm halfway done with the next sentence. It just took me 30 seconds to figure out how to spell "sentence." It was like " no no...s-e-t...s-e-N-t...e...n-v...C-e." Okay, that last sentence took me forever to write. Can't wait to go to work tomorrow! Although it can't be much worse than that time I went to work on an all-nighter. I had refused to sleep that night because I kept having dreams about work. During the day I'd work stuffing purses and taking inventory on everything. At night I would sleep and dream about stuffing purses and taking inventory on them. And I'd wake up the next day and go to work and so on and so forth. This had been going on for a week or so and I decided that there was no point to sleeping because I didn't get rest in the first place. It worked. I went to work doing the mindless tasks as always and went home and crashed. I slept straight through the night without disturbing work dreams. I don't even remember dreaming at all. Oh gosh...I'm starting to drift off! This can't happen! I have to be awake in half an hour! Screw it. I don't care. I'll pretend the work day will go fast and maybe it will. Who am I kidding? That never works. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DOG JUST STARTED BARKING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x_x I had twenty minutes of peace. Either that or the bark is permanently burned into my brain. I think so...because I just took my earbuds out and the bark is not there. Maybe my neighbor shot the dog. That'd be the best thing ever. I don't like my neighbor, but if he shot that dog I would kiss his gross, hairy, hillbilly feet. My arms hurt. I'm done... 

Wednesday, March 23, 2011


So I haven't written anything in awhile. And I'm not in a good mood, so why not write something right now, right? I'm bored. I've been playing nothing but Black Ops for the last two days. I got the internet to work on my xbox for a couple hours, but now it won't work anymore. What's the point of playing anything if I can't connect to xbox live? There isn't any. I need to get a wifi adapter for it instead of hooking it up through my computer. I actually stopped writing this post after that last sentence and played Black Ops. I need a life. Yesterday, I hung out with Tracey and we went to GameStop to get Black Ops and the things coming out of my mouth were just too nerdy for her to handle. I was talking about CoD and Heroscape and Watchmen and other graphic novels. She's just happy that I still wear normal clothes and not baggy jeans and black t-shirts. Okay, I may just have to leave you now because I'm watching my favorite movie of all time which would happen to be Moulin Rouge. I wish this movie was my life...despite the whole whore house thing and dying of consumption. People always wonder why I love this movie because it's all about love and I basically hate love. This movie seriously is how my mind works. I wish I could break out into song and dance at any given moment in time without it being high school musical/glee-ish. And even though I've seen this movie a million times, I still miss things every time. If they were to do this musical anywhere near me, I would audition for it even though I can't act or sing worth shit. HAROLD ZIDLER!!! :D <3 I love him. He is my favorite. Ah! I love the costumes in this movie! and the choreography, and the music. This movie is just so ridiculous, it's excellent. I kind of want to find something to eat. Bahahaha! Inuendos! :D They make me laugh! Okay, the elephant scene...I kind of want Satine to just shut up. She's obnoxious. If I were a man I would NOT get on that. Elton John song has never sounded so grand :) <3 Ah!!! I love the Duke's voice!

I wrote that like...three days ago and forgot to finish it. I don't even feel like finishing it. Maybe I should just post this mid-sentence. Or maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I should turn this into an update and tell you that I have the next post written and not illustrated. There are a lot of drawings to be put to this one. It's long. It's like a list of stories. Maybe I should put it into parts like I do for the Introductions, but I feel like if I do that, then I won't really finish it ever. I don't know. I'm done writing.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

I Am Such a Sinner

Why is it that I always come up with blog ideas in church and end up writing half of it and not paying attention to the sermon? I'm going to hell. Anyways, I am in the midst of writing a new post. I'm not sure if I want to make it all comic-y or if I'm just going to rant. And by the way, I appreciate your feedback (what little it is). I would actually prefer feedback that is in the comment section of this blog and not on facebook or in person. I also appreciate you saying it's "hilarious" or that I have "nice artworks." I honestly don't think so, but whatever...that's not for me to decide. I actually thought this last post was one of my worst. Gah! I keep sneezing! I want to take a shower. I'm cold. And now I can't breathe. My throat hurts. And I'm thirsty. Cameron is claiming that I'm getting sick, but I don't believe him. What was I going to say? I don't remember. I'm going to go now because I can and because I don't really know what else to say.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

[Insert Long and Heavy Sigh Because a Title Is Just Not Good Enough]

Is it bad that I regret posting Rules of the Rural? I feel like my other blog posts can never compare to the funniness that is that post. All of the ones I've posted after that one haven't been nearly as funny or awesome. It makes me feel like I can't even measure up to myself :( Mmm...I need to be getting to bed. I have to be up early. I brushed my teeth two hours ago, but I really want a Girl Scout cookie. I'm going to do it and I don't care. This cookie just thanked me in Spanish. Well, de nada, cookie. You tasted wonderful. Don't tell Cam, but I'm going to finish the rest of this box. He will be upset to find this out. And also that there probably aren't any fortune cookies left. He has recently started to keep things at my food. And all of his movies. And his class A's. Well I think I'm done writing for the night. And just in case you're reading this, Justin, I mention you in the previous blog post. At the time I wished you a happy birthday that was the newest blog post. So I apologize for any confusion I may have caused you. And PS, I still mentioned you in this one which is the newest one, but that doesn't really matter :P haha. Okay, I'm done now.

...There is one cookie left. I will save it for Cam because I'm nice like that...